Assassins

This coming Sunday, The SOX complex will be invaded with Assassins. This is not a notice of danger, but an invitation to participate in a popular game across college campuses. The game is a strategical standoff in which people are given "targets" to assassinate. The list of names will continually narrow until only one assassin is left standing. This game may sound dangerous, and one would assume residents would be dropping like flies dead to the ground, but the weapon of choice is not deadly. These assassins use the everyday spoon as their weapon of choice. the rules are quite simple and go as follows:

Rules of Engagement
1. You will receive your first target at midnight on Sunday the 29th.
2. You must tag your target with a plastic spoon to eliminate them.
3. When you eliminate your target, you gain their target.
4. When you eliminate your target you must also notify Ryan Dawes and Ben Cox on first class.
5. If you are eliminated you are out of the game. (single elimination)
6. Safe zones are classrooms, bathrooms, your personal room, Res-life sponsored events (including the SOX Olympics).
7. Last person standing will be the winner of a sweet prize.
8. Any contested issues will be decided by Ryan or Ben.
9. Treachery, deceit and facebook stalking are recommended.

I was thinking that this game would be difficult to understand at first, but in some way, my thought process has this game sorted out. Right now as I type this, I'm doing ninja rolls and James Bond moves assassinating people left and right. I think that this event will be fun for all who enter it. Good luck to everyone, and see you with my next post soon!